Zalensky Named Person of the Year – Trump Losses His Shit

  • Time Magazine came to the obvious conclusion in 2022 and declared the battle tested Ukrainian TV President Volodymyr Zelensky Person of the Year.
  • In hearing the news, former US President Trump is reported to have said “I knew it, fuckers…” and “This is Bullshit.”
  • Meanwhile, Putin continued bombing his own people as the Russian populace continued their bread riots and seems not to have noticed the news from within his bunker, despite having received the same recognition in 2007.